Glimpses – Closed Bucket Funeral

Glimpses – Of Life

those really ______ moments you want to remember.


What stress does to people:

“Anyone alive?”

“Did everyone died?”

“No, you did.”

“Did I?”

“Yes, you jumped off the face of Earth, and now I’m talking to an alien imposter. “

“As far as I can remember, I didn’t go jumping anywhere-“

“And that is why you’re an imposter, cause Jane* did, so you’re not Jane.”

“-though I don’t know if I’m alive or not.”

“I need someway to verify that you’re alive to believe you.”

“Doesn’t matter, I’ve assumed her identity.”

“Not conceding that.”

“I wonder…”

“Yes?”

“She’s probably alive right now, but I can’t guarantee that in three hours or so.”

“Yeah, why?”

“I’m going to plot her demise right now, see you later.”

“M’kay. Try not to make it too sticky.”

“I wonder if there’s enough blood in a body to paint a 2.3m x 3m wall.”

“I don’t know, there’s 4 to 5 litres, maybe?

(the rest of the conversation was censored due to excess gore and insanity)

Jane* is not the subject’s true name

Extra – and if anyone’s curious, Jane was given a closed-casket funeral, as opposed to the open-bucket funeral by vote of majority.


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